Monday, 8 December 2008

Naughty Customs Lady Part 3

I got out from my car and followed Jan to her door.
She asked me to keep quiet as her landlady would be asleep so I politely followed.

A light was on downstairs and we went into the lounge. Jan's landlady was still up. I was introduced to her as Emma. She was in her late 30's with dyed blonde hair which was highlighted.
Emma was about a size 14 with an ample bust which I couldnt take my eyes off. Her nipples were clearly visible through her top.

She watched me walk around the room and her eye contact towards me was almost burning with intensity. I was very wary of the situation. I was also a little green behind the ears with regard to signals etc.

Jan offered me a Vodka and coke which I duly accepted. It was cheap Vodka and had a sickly smell. But by god was it strong? Emma also took one and before long we were chatting like old friends. Jan telling us stories of situations at work in Dover for the customs and excise.

I needed the loo and asked where it was? Jan pointed me in the direction of the hall and I made my way there into the tiny room. A typical girls loo, with photographs of party nites out all fuelled by booze (hic). I then noticed a photo of Emma kissing Jan! hmmmmm. My mind now working overtime trying to comprehend the situation and the evenings events.

I flushed and then washed my hands, I opened the door and there was Jan. I nearly jumped out from my self indulgent skin.

She grabbed my hand and led me to her bedroom. She left the door ajar and pushed me onto her bed. We kissed and our feverish hands travelled all over each others bodies. I pulled Jan's top off and she undid her bra. I forceably sucked her erect nipple and she swapped over and offered me the other before moaning loudly.

Next off came her jeans and panties. I took my top of and was left with my jeans. Jan spun around and sat gently on my face allowing her juices to moistly coat my awaiting tongue. I felt her unzip me and let me free. My cock begain to strain under her grip, as she released me. It became fat, thick and heavy.

I felt her push it into her mouth, god no? All the way down. Deepthroat style. Now that was a first for me. The feeling was mental. My head now clouded with cheap alcohol. I needed to gain control. I felt my jeans and boots being removed. I was in Jans mouth which was now moving up and down on my shaft.

"Don't be greedy Jan!"

"Share". Came the voice. It was Emma. Almost predictable I chuckled to myself. I suppose it was obvious really. Thats me, Nieve! lol.

Amazing! two cute ladies now sharing my dick.
"You were right Jan, he is quite thick!"
I craned around to try and see, Jan didnt move and her juices were soaking me. She was dribbling all over my chin, nose and face. My tongue just obeyed me and insisted on pleasuring her. Clit felt magnificent in my mouth and through all my gentle probing.

I then felt the girls stop and after a brief pause I felt it slide into Emma's soaking pussy. She appeared quite hairy and from the start made squelching noises on my cock. Her pussy was eating me! Chewing and coating me. Slippery and soft like silk. The smell of sex was again in my nostrills.

Jan climbed off and the started kissing me. I could see Emma riding me and looking into my eyes lustfully. Her tits bouncing into a figure of eight type direction. Almost eratically and then gaining rythym. Jan then stopped and turned to kiss Emma. Christ how erotic was that. My dick tightened in Emma's pussy. She felt it and moaned loudly.

Emma was now riding me fast and with urgency. She was near.

Jan moved completely away so Emma could come closer to me, she shifted position but stayed on top. Her breasts heaved towards me and I kissed her full on the lips. Her tongue gently exploring. I touched her nipples which were hard and aroused. I could feel the little lumps on her nipples hard too. A buzzing noise destracted me and It against my balls. Both Emma and me gave out a gasp at the same time. Jan was playing! Exploring us.

Emma then shouted!
"Deeper"
"Deeper Jan"

The vibe was up her pert bottom, probing. I could feel it through the thin walls of her pussy. She was now in spasm. Her orgasm ripped through her like a chainsaw. Her body slowing and becoming heavy on top of mine. I sucked her nipples and she she screamed as my cock was drenched with her juices. Emma was drained and the vibe gently removed. My cock awaited!

Emma climbed off and I got up to get a hold of Jan. I pulled her ass toward me. Entering fully like a vicious dog on heat!

I pulled her hair and she yelped! Emma had a finger inside her pussy as she watched approvingly.
" Fuck her"
"Fuck her hard" she beckoned and encouraged me.

I was travelling at light speed now. My bum going six to the dozen. Each thrust deep and hard. I was in heaven. My balls twitched. I was near.

My breath now loud and short. Jan climaxed first and was aided by Emma who was fingering Jan's cunt. I could feel her fingers occasionally brush my cock shaft. Jan moaned for an eternity and was pinching her nipples to submission.

They both detected I was ready and I pulled out. A hand came from nowhere and wanked me over Jan's pussy. Globs of hot spunk shot out and coated her pussy. It started dripping down and over the duvet. Emma was wanking me hard. I had finished cumming. I wanted her to stop. It hurt nice!

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Naughty Customs Lady Part 2

................Jans car was quite steamed up as you can well imagine? It was a late summer's evening and I lowered the passenger window to let in some fresh air. My partner just lying watching me.

She then joked to ask if I wanted a relationship with her? I grinned as if to hedge my bets.

Jan wasn't looking for a relationship either, just teasing me. She then asked me if I wanted to come to her flat later after the gig, I said yes but obviously had to go back to the pub to take all the soundsystem down.

We talked briefly in the car and then Jan started to play with me and stimulate me into life again. This lady obviously enjoyed her sex, she was up for it again and so was I. She then declared she wanted me to fuck her against the car.


Well I was definately up for that so we both stepped out. Me totally naked and her in lingerie.

I slapped her arse as she stepped out and she squealed into a fit of giggles.

For those car enthusiasts out there the Astra GTE has a curved spoiler on the rear, it was a mark 2............. It gave Jan a damn good hand hold!

She stuck her rear out and said "Fuck me here"

Well I pulled her hips towards me after placing another condom on and entered her nice and firmly. I felt her gasp as I did so as It took her by surprise. God was I stiff! I could see the veins on my shaft bulging as I thrusted in and out. She too was thrusting in rythym to meet me.

"Faster" she begged.

"Harder, harder!"

"mmmmmmm"

"Thats it babe" she purred.

At this point I was giving her a real good hard shagging, and then I started to laugh. Jan asked "what was up?, why are youlaughing?"

I said "Listen?"

The car was parked on a dissused road and there were hedges either side of the car. As I pumped my cock in and out it caused an echo between the two hedges and the car! It sounded just like someone clapping!

Fuck me, Jan now started to laugh. It was a total comedy moment between some seriously great sex and 2 people just enjoying themselves. The thing was I didn't stop shagging! I just carried on. Jan was now giggling like a schoolgirl and her pussy muscles tightened and gripped me harder increasing the intensity of what I was doing. This made it more enjoyable for us.

Imagine? It sounded like a group of people clapping our fuck session.

Jan came panting and howling just like Lassie from the film Porkies. A combination of her orgasm and laughter, she was sopping wet. She covered my cock, balls and my legs in her wetness. How I adore a girl cumming!

A few strokes later I was ready. Jan spun round pulled off the condom and wanked me all over her cleavage and black bra. God was that horny. I was i heaven with this lady. She was just so experienced. Thank you Jan.

After a quick clean up. (Thank heavens for lady's make up wipes). We drove back to the pub.

My mate was there and winked at me to acknowledge my triumphant return. I then helped him packed up the gear, driving off with Jan following us so I could pick up my car.

I then followed Jan to her flat...................................To be continued.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

A Blonde moment

Cor blimey guv!

Just looked back at my posts and I have 2 pending "To be continued" tales to tell!

What a naughty boy!

Am I blonde or what?

My response? Well I am moving house, walking the dog, going to the gym............

or is that a sexist rant?

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Naughty Customs lady

Every guys dream is to meet a MILF, no matter how old you are. If a lady looks sexy and makes you feel special the wow.


I met such a lady a few years ago. I was assisting a DJ on a sunday night, and whilst setting up noticed a pretty lady sat near the bar on her own.


It was early evening so I smiled and said "Hi" as I struggled past carrying a speaker. I made my way back to van and my friend grinned and said "I think she likes you!". I just beamed and smirked.


Whilst setting up for the gig, the lady who I shall call Jan came over. She realised I couldn't chat properly until the kit was set up.


I went in and then started flirting with Jan, she had a couple of drinks and responded by flirting back. Then she whispered to me that she was wearing no panties and she was so horny. Well obviously I asked her if she wanted to meet me after the gig?


My friend who was listening, called me over and said "Go and fuck her, I will see you later and don't rush back!"


Well guys I don't need asking twice do I? I left to go to the loo and also to buy some condoms as I felt safe was the best option. Especially if it was offered on a plate. I don't mean to sound bad saying that, I was just cautious.


I left the Pub with Jan and she told me she would take her car, so off we both went. Jan took me to another pub for a quick drink and a chat in less noisy surroundings. I went to get out of the car and before I could utter a word. She had unzipped me.


Totally unprepared she stunned me, my cock was quickly handled to life by her expert hand movements. Then in it popped, straight in her mouth! She didn't waste anytime. Boy did this lady suck........or she I say blow? I must have lasted 8 or 9 minutes. I shot a hot wad of come straight into her mouth. God my whole body shuddered as she looked up smiling with her eyes at me while still in her mouth.


She pulled away and I didnt say a thing, I just looked into her gorgeous brown eyes. She winked and then said " I want you to fuck me soon, that was just a taster!" Taster? She had tasted me! and become greedy and swallowed all my come. This was one hot MILF!


Jan admitted she was 40, her hair was brown and fairly short. Her eyes pretty with long lashes. Her figure was naturally slim. Her arse wiggled as she walked towards the pub. She wore a blue top with slim hugging skirt to naturally show off her curves. We went into the pub and had a glass of wine each and chatted like old friends.


I have a natural ability to relax and be in better company with the opposite sex. I then found out that this lady was a Customs Officer. Was she gonna frisk me? That made me giggle inside.


I told her I was in the RAF and she then nudged her legs against mine under the table. This made her feel very horny............."I love a man in uniform!" she said.


Where to now? We drank and left the pub heading for a quiet country lane in her car. She had a Vauxhall Astra GTE in gleaming red. Jan knew exactly where to go. I didn't mind at all as I felt relaxed with her.


She reversed into a very quiet lane, which looked like a disused entrance to an old farm. Immediately we started kissing. Her tongue wandering around probing me. Tongue against tongue - what an amazing feeling, probably the next best thing to sex!


She then sat up and took her top off revealing her bra. It was a black lacy underwired one, the cups nicely supporting her bosom. I guessed at 34C. Bang! I was correct again! (Readers - I used to make lingerie for a company called Fantasie Foundations in Bristol a few years ago). I have a knack of guessing the right sizes. I am talking about a ladies average frame. Its easy! Try it as a party game!


Next off came her skirt. She unzipped the side and pulled it down. She was wearing hold up stockings and had matching Black lacy panties. They were tiny. Now you can imagine the sight I was seeing, fuck me sideways. Had I gone to heaven? And to top it all she was still wearing her heels. My dick sprung up and was supporting my black jeans like a ridge tent!


I touched her boobs and gently pinched her nipples through the lace. She closed her eyes. I then teased over the top of her bra with my tongue and bit making sure she could feel me. My hand slid up her stockings to meet her soft flesh and then brush aginst her panties. She was soaking.


"Get your cock out" she breathed.


I unbuckled and loosed my jeans afer taking off my boots. Her hand brushed my cock.


"God your cock is thick" she said in a sexy passionate voice. I winked and kissed her full on the lips. My hand reached down to her panties. They were gone. The minx had whipped them off. I climbed on top and struggled to get a condom out of the wrapper. Jan helped and rolled it down my hard shaft. (I can't help but dislike condoms, but for obvious reasons they have to be used)


Jan asked me to put her legs over my shoulders, as she wanted to feel each thrust deeply and slowly. I Responded and entered her. She swore and her body shook. My cock was hot inside. It was her not me, she was soaking but very very tight. I pulled out to adjust my position, and Jan swore again. My brain was trying to digest the situation..........MILF, Beautiful, Stunning, Horny, Stockings, Lingerie, Wet, Tight.......................


I moved and rocked my hips slowly and thrusting totally in control. Jan wanted fucking. I went faster and faster. Jan's swearing was getting louder and more aggressive. She was turned on and nothing was gonna stop her. I was totally oblivious to was she was doing and then I heard a buzzing noise.

I looked and she had produced a vibrator from her bag, it was the old fashioned while one with the twist grip at the base. She then place it up her bum. God now I could feel it! A nice sensation.


I was thrusting and fucking like a maniac by this point. Deep and hard. My condom slippery with her juices.


She screamed " You bastard", "Harder", "Faster".


She came all over my shaft. I oozed her heat. I freed her tits from her bra and they poked over the top. I sucked and licked. Her nipples like screwed up rocks. Hard and dark brown.


Her heels were sticking in the roof lining of her car. She was oblivious to this.


Then she pulled me away and with one hard withdrew her vibe and sucked on it to taste. Jesus what a girl! She then guided my cock and forced it right into her waiting arse. God did that feel good. It gripped me like a vice. My cock was thrusting at speed but careful to what I was doing. Jan was swearing a string of obcenities. This turned me on and my cock twitched as it pumped a jet of spunk straight into the condom. Jan started to suck my nipple just at the right time. My head exploding with lust and passion as my orgasm rippled through me.


To be continued........................................